JENNIFER FALLS   She fell in love with Dave When she was just eighteen Dave had Motorbikes He kept a clean machine And she held on But when she called he could not hear her Jennifer falls in love with men Every time Jennifer’s in love She falls again And again And   She fell in love with Steve When she was twenty one Steve had birds of prey They made him feel strong She should have flown But would return for scraps he threw her   Jennifer falls in love with men Jennifer falls in love with men Everytime Jennifer’s in love, she falls again   She fell in love with Carl When she was thirty two Karl did DIY Stripped out the old, put in the new He hit her once And put their love beyond repairing   Jennifer falls in love with men Jennifer falls in love with men Everytime Jennifer’s in love, she falls again   And all her friends see it coming They hear the same song None of them speak in case this time they’re wrong   She fell in love with Al When she was thirty five Alistair taught maths He’d had two other wives And Jennifer Too late learned how to read statistics   Jennifer falls in love with men Jennifer falls in love with men Wondering if it’s her or them Everytime Jennifer’s in love, she falls again     Music and Lyrics by TIM FIRTH